Top 10 "For Dummies" books that should never have been written. Ever.

10. Physics for Dummies - Because it's just fundametally wrong
9. Witchcraft and Wicca for Dummies - Nothing good can come from this
8. Cosmetic Surgery for Dummies - This one is just an oxymoron
7. Investing for Dummies - CA-CHING
6. Beekeeping for Dummies - um. I'm speechless
5. Forensics for Dummies - For the idiot criminal guaranteed to get busted
4. Dating for Dummies - The prequel to "Sex for Dummies"
3. Sex for Dummies - If you need this book you're never getting laid anyways, and therefore don't need the book!
2. Genetics for Dummies - Yup; your kids will be stupid too.


And my All time favorite:
1. Islam for Dummies - "A fatua on the author! Infidels!"